Thursday, August 11, 2005
Hahhhaaa.. Omegod!! Me just remembered i haf a bloggie!! *swipe a few cobwebs off the ceiling wif my righthand and blew off the dust over this barren platform. Ahh.. dats betta. Hahahaz! Alrighty man. If some1s actualli looking at tis, Hi. if not Hi john. john: Hi john. HIhihi! Hi ur head la HI. haix.. 1st thing 1st.. Tiff!! didnt noe u went to the states man!!! dats so ficking COOL lor.. unlike here so stuffy and sweaty and scorching and stifling and suffocating and smothering and sickening(aliiteration used here, to be more precise the literary called it sibilants -- Hahha cant help it muggin for lit ye noe) Hahah.. okae cut the crap. i mean its raly cool studying there. Yea.

alright man. To all sentiments of me fellow unfortunate JC-ians, yes, prelims is coming. Death draws near. at least my death draws near. i still have like 3 lit books im supposed to memorise and chant them from the back to the start which i haf not started yet and dunnoe where i misPLACED them. Cool yea? i tink i will end up as a coolie or sth. HAHHAAA..

My goal now is simple. get all distinctions and scholarships and surpass all my teachers and beat the Cambridge examiners flat and become the President for the coming election. And then i will hide in a cave for 17 yrs and come out after dat and start afresh. Dun ask me y i wanna hide in a cave. I just like caves. Hah

its 10 sth am now. its Fridae morning. and i just ponned school, after GP lecture. the lecture was interesting. Guess wad. the lecturer which is me form teacher and GP teacher(Mr tong Tong tong) said dat he read an article from times 2 yrs ago which mentioned how cloning is gonna revolutinalised the world man.. HHAHaha.. he said right, all of us sure is to drop some hair on the floor which we took it for granted now la.. i mean who will gif a damn or 2 to some stupid DROPPED HAIR, though i noe baldies will feel like its the end of the world. aniwae, he said in the future, when u drop some hair and the cleaner auntie happen to collect it, she can use the DNA from ur hair and clone u, and den she can fool around wif u and ur little fwens at home, bathe wif them and etc. HAHHAHAA.. damn funnie. AND SCARY. YES. IMAGINE. some1 can just take ur useless piece of DROPPED HAIR and clone u. imagine the possibilites man. I raly dun look forward to the future wo-man. Hhahaz. haix.

Okae. will end here. gonna DOTA wif chris. Adios~

when the sky turned blue...8:21 PM

Saturday, May 14, 2005
alright man, im finally back after abou like uhmm 4 weeks rest?? Hhhahaz. Aniwae, we got silver for the Harmonica orchestra SYF , yea expected, not too bad for a slacker like me. Read sth inspiring and beri meaningful from one of my friends'(dirty Johny) bloggy so i haf decided to be sneaky and copy and paste here. Hahhaaz. Its raly insightful so i wan u guys to read it. (Johny if u not happy i plagerize from u, come find me, i will beat u up)

An excerpt from "Life's Paradox" by George Carlin

The paradox of our time in history is that
We have taller buildings but shorter tempers;
Wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less;
We buy more but enjoy less
We have bigger houses and smaller families,
More conveniences, but less time;
We have more degrees, but less sense;
More knowledge, but less judegment;
More experts, yet more problems,
More medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much,
Spend too recklessly,
Laugh too little,
Drive too fast,
Get too angry,
Stay up too late, get up too tired,
Read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life,
We've added years to life not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but
Have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space.
We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered tha atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less.
We plan more, but accomplish less.
We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We build more computers to hold more information
To produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

*Copyright breached intentionally.

when the sky turned blue...5:03 AM

Saturday, April 23, 2005
Hahahaz.. it looks like my conscience has pricked me hard enough to feel guilty for not blogging for so lonGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....... yes, cant help it. Been feeling raly shacked tis few weeks cox of NAFA and SYF competition for my harmonica thingy. NAFA was terrible but i still get silver. Okae la not so bad at least. But unlike others i haf to do it twice cox i got DAMN SEVERE CHEST PAINS during the 1st trial. Tink i pushed myself too hard, nearly collapsed. Yes. It was dat bad. Den my kind PE teacher said dat i can do it again the next morning cox it would still be considered as a 1shot test. SO i did. and i failed again. Cox i got DAMN SEVERE STITCH. Moral of the story: dun shit and drink b4 a 2.4km run. You wont like it.
OKok but in the end i managed to breeze thru everything the nx round. Yup. But was damn tiring man. i slept thruout the wholedae in lectures. yea!

My STF compe is tis fridae.. so i guess i will be darn busy for tis coming week. Sigh. cant help it. Overall, i tink we do averagely well. Wad we lack seriously is the "feel" and coordination. I guess tis pertains to all orchestra groups. so yup. gonna be seriously busy tis coming week so i suggest u pple, if u are still there grasping at the last hope of me blogging and nv losing hope which i muz thank u so much for ur respectable perserverence, wont be seeing me much until nx saturdae bah, or fridae night to be precise, IM DEN A FREEMAN.
WAHHAHAHAA!!! cant wait.

Tml, which is sundae, me will be goin for some dragonboat fun race!!!! at Kallang dunnoe wad sports river thingy.. SO EXCITING! yes!! must win!! participating as a class, including my form teacher too, Mr Tong Tong. yup. i guess its gonna be both tiring, hot and FUN. K den. gonna stop here. Do tag so dat i can at least sense a presence. Hahaa. BYE

when the sky turned blue...1:51 AM

Thursday, March 31, 2005
Hahaha, Vian i noe u are waiting for tis 1.. =))

Black and White


Look,
and see,
for the receding faces; akin the permeating phrases,
spoken but not taken,
taken but not spoken,
lies a garden of thorns, impregnable, furtive, discreet
of which its trended inskirts,
leaves nothing but scars,
Scars that heal,
and dormant,
and awaken to replicate.

Look,
and see,
Are you able to discern?
Can you distinguish?
The actuality from the reality?
The reality from the actuality?
Of which both are similar but opposite dichotomies,
that congregate and shape the shadow of monotony.
See,
don't look.
It makes no difference, really.

Truth,
and falsity,
two complementary words where one defines the other.
White,
and black,
two complementary colours that distinguish one other.
Of which both, slightly tainted,
turn lies,
decolourises.
And form the hue of grey;
the skeleton of per se.

Truth,
and falsity,
Are you able to discern?
Can you distinguish?
The truth from the untruth?
The untruth from the truth?
Of which both are opposite but similar dichotomies,
that segregate and unveil the trace of hypocrisy.
False,
but true.
It makes a difference, though.

when the sky turned blue...3:12 AM

Saturday, March 26, 2005


WahhahaazzZ~ got rid of dat pathetic bloody-looking Sasuke, superseded by Rukia(yea above, from the anime Bleach)!!! All thanX to me bro, honX~ dat finally, we haf another, yes i mean another ethereally alluring fresh taste of paint -- though its again kinda melancholic again like the previous isnt it? Not sure, juz wad i feel from looking at it the 1st time, and whollyly jollyly like it. =)) Gd work dude!

K man, last few weeks were SHIT. Stinky lousi tests piling up and had to mug for them. Thus no time to blog. Been playing DOTA like crazy tis few weeks, and literally thrashing ani noobs(or noops) dat pop by and kpkb. Cant stand these lesser beings. WEAK AND LOUD. HAhahahZ~ plz mind not my exceeding arrogance, but wad i sae is unfalse, and pig and gang noes it. Heh. Oh yea, for dose hu dunnoe wads DOTA, its defence of the ancients, a warcraft 3 game. Uhmm, for dose hu dun play wc3, arikatogozhamasai~ BUt its a great game aniwae, not for noobs and losers especially. yea. Little John suddenly pops by and intervenes: " Big fat lousi shitty liar, if u lazy to blog sae so dun gif lousi excuses, if u no time to blog y got so mani time to play wad waad dotta.. " Ahem. Undergoing a techincal faculty here, plz standby...

K, settled him. Oh yea, heard from Weiliang dat he will be doing some filming project and need a crew. So i decided to join him!! YEA MAN!! One of my idealistic ambitions is to be a movie director.. WAHAHHAHAAz. So juz wanna pop in and haf some fun. Yup. Oh yea, we are calling for ani Chio bu-s hu are willing to be in our horror movie. Ok heres the gauge, u muz be as nice as Kate Beckinsale or Keira Knightley. As long as u pass tis criteria, we are more den willing to OWN u. HAHhahahhAH.. im juz talking nonsense. We juz need a presentable chiobu. Yup. So if ani self-proclaimed or self-deemed chiobu hu are interested feel free to leave a tag. HEHEz~ Oh yea, if ani1 of u has experience in filming or animation and stuffs and interested or dose hu are raly raly raly interested and willing to sacrifice their time like shit, plz leave a tag too. Yup. dats all. Gonna DOTA now. cyA!!!

~With much Hailing to honX again~ =))

when the sky turned blue...12:12 AM

Tuesday, February 15, 2005
A tip on How to earn BIG BIG CASH during Chinese New Year and LOSE IT ALL AT AN ONCE !!! -- a breakthrough of discoveries in an arduous journey through the unhaphazard days of Chinese New Year, featured specially by the currently-penniless Little John, whos presently sulking and lamenting over his poor fate, his empty pocket, his endless debts, his pimples, his soccer skills, his animes and everything. The untold story, enveloped wif poignant tragedys and melodramtic profoundness, of how Little John fell into the abyss when he thought dat he had reached the top -- yes, the supposedly darkest days of Little John's little new years adventures.

It was only last friday dat Little John had witnessed the boundless potential of none other than the mandarin orange. With just 2 oranges, Little John was able to muster a huge fortune, merely by shaking hands and blurting a blessing. Little John then thought, if i go to many many house and shake many many hands and bless many many people den i will haf many many money!!! It was a NONO-lose deal, and at dat instance, Little John devised his sinister agenda. He planned to go to mani many of his little friends house and get mani mani money. But there was a problem. He had to reach home b4 12pm. Neverthelesss, Little John tried his beri best to go to as mani houses as possible, as fast as his little legs could carry him. In the end, Little John got around 12 bucks. Little John was quite happy.

Back home, Little John received a lavish reception from all his relatives and friends. They were playing blackJack and little John was tempted. With one non-chalent disregard for his own pocket and a masculine need to show off, Little John slammed $5 onto the table, hoping to win big BIG BY PLAYING BIG BIG!!! HE GOT SHIT IN THE END. His bugger relative got BAN LUCK LA.. KNN, Little John cursed. There goes his hard-earned $10. He was left with $2. With the $2, he decided to split them up into 4 50cents, and investing them on other people. HE specially pick those who he tinks haf luck, and invested in them. The game starts... and ends..








And he lost all.




End.

when the sky turned blue...2:27 AM

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Your element is earth: Wise, solitary, mysterious
and loving. You are very wise. Your wise as in
you know things others do not, you can see past
stereotypes and see the real people behind
their facades, and people will often come to
you for help and advice. Quite solitary and
somewhat shy around people because you prefer
animals and plants, animals aren't afraid to
show themselves or what they are feeling and
plants are fun to nurture. You are very strong
in your silence if you set your mind on
something you will often times pursue it to the
end. Sometimes you just want to get away, so
you seek refuge in the forest where you can
have time to think and try to sort out your
emotions. The sound of the wind usually calms
you, especially moving through the trees. Life
to you is something precious and should not be
taken for granted.

.:-What is your true element?-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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when the sky turned blue...5:08 AM